Oliver Tees 

Nomadic Casino

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Native Americans are a proud and noble group of people, who are also fine blackjack dealers, it turns out. “Take all of our land?” they say, “Sure. Just leave us our slots and our baccarat.” And they’re well on their way to getting their land back, one busload of tourists with fanny packs at a time. The only problem that they have is balancing their native tradition of nomadic travel with their new-found, lucrative gambling trade. While it may appear simple to merely strap a slot machine onto a horse and go on your way, you should consider what they had to do with the cocktail waitress…