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Superfriends with Benefits

As this shirts demonstrates, even crime fighters aren’t above a little bit of hanky-panky. Yes, when they aren’t chasing down bank robbers or mercilessly beating cyborgs, they’re sneaking off to back corners of the Hall of Justice to keep the spirit of free love alive. Olivertees now proudly presents this shirt, so that you can show your support for super heroes, even during their “down time.”

$ 19.95

Superfriends with Benefits

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Sarah Palin is a Hockey Mom

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Sarah Palin is a Hockey Mom

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Aguaman

The only thing more popular than super heroes are their foreign counterparts. Agua Man is one such character who is as well known for his rugged appearance as he is for his ability to control los fishies with his mind. We offer this shirt not just because of the help he often lends to intoxicated spring breakers in Cancun but also because he is a fellow mustache connoisseur.

$ 19.95

Aguaman

$ 19.95

Quiet Riot

Shh this is a library! Just because you’re protesting the newest step you feel the government has taken to becoming a facist police state doesn’t mean the rules don’t apply to you. Sure you’re chants sound witty during the annual vegan potluck dinner, but people are trying to read for god’s sakes. And please refrain from the urge to ignite any of the books and throw them at the police, they’re first additions.

$ 19.95

Quiet Riot

Shh this is a library! Just because you’re protesting the newest step you feel the government has taken to becoming a fascist police state doesn’t mean the rules don’t apply to you. Sure your chants sound witty during the annual vegan potluck dinner, but people are trying to read for God’s sakes. And please refrain from the urge to ignite any of the books and throw them at the police, they’re First Editions.

$ 19.95

Boogie Man in My Closet

It’s a well-documented fact that all children have a deep-seated fear of the 70s sneaking into their room at night to kill them. As ridiculous as this might sound, it can take only a passing reference to Saturday Night Fever to terrify them about what could be lurking in their closets. You can now wear this shirt proudly to show that you have overcome these types of silly fears while at the same time scaring any young children you come across into peeing their pants.

$ 19.95

Boogie Man in My Closet

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Too Legit to Knit

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BiCurious George

Growing up can be a difficult time for a chimpanzee. As they age, they start to have all kinds of feelings that they have never felt before. Maybe it’s no longer just the women in yellow hats who they’re attracted to, maybe those men start to look nice too, so they act the same way they would if they witnessed a girl in her more experimental years of college. You know, monkey see monkey do.

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Motivational Streaker

Streakers are usually looked at as a much welcomed distraction by sports fans because they provide the thrill of seeing a frail, naked man getting tackled by a line backer with a mean case of 'roid rage. A motivational streaker on the other hand provides this simple pleasure, as well as the encouragement we could receive from a message like "you're special”. This shirt will allow you to show your support of motivational phrases and violence against the naked.

$ 19.95

Plymouth Rock

It is well documented that the Pilgrims came to the new world for religious freedom, but few understand their ulterior motives to rock. Yes, it has been found that when the Pilgrims weren’t shooting turkeys or attaching buckles to any piece of clothing they could find, they were rocking out and chasing groupies. This t-shirt commemorates that spirit and hopes to give you the same success the Pilgrims did with the ladies, because after all, they did have a whole continent to populate.

$ 19.95

Nomadic Casino

Native Americans are a proud and noble group of people, who are also fine blackjack dealers, it turns out. “Take all of our land?” they say, “Sure. Just leave us our slots and our baccarat.” And they’re well on their way to getting their land back, one busload of tourists with fanny packs at a time. The only problem that they have is balancing their native tradition of nomadic travel with their new-found, lucrative gambling trade. While it may appear simple to merely strap a slot machine onto a horse and go on your way, you should consider what they had to do with the cocktail waitress…

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Panda Extinction

Pandas are creatures that have much more in common with humans than we realize. While they may not have opposable thumbs, they are extremely adept at passive-aggressive banter between themselves. Some may look at these creatures and see their inability to mate and come to the conclusion that they’re stupid. However, if you took the time to really examine them you would see that it is actually because they are very fat and unhappy.

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Jesus Take the Wheel

While Jesus may be a very competent backseat driver, his divine services should be put to better use than simply dodging drunk drivers or finding the fastest way home through rush hour traffic (hint: Jesus can make you fly). Since you may not have a car, why not use his skills to win pricing game shows to win a BRAND NEW CAR! We must note, however, that asking Jesus to take the wheel when you get pulled over because he turned your water bottle into wine is not going to get you out of a DWI.

$ 19.95

Mo Honey, Mo Problems

Bears have it much harder than any of us could imagine. While it appears that they can merely gambol about stealing the occasional child or pic-i-nic basket, they actually have some serious issues to deal with, like the paradox of getting more honey but at the same time acquiring more problems. While some incorrigible teenage bears may think that when they get enough honey their life will be set. They don’t contemplate the humiliation of girl bears laughing at their swollen, bee stung faces.

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Food Baby on Board

People with small children feel like they deserve special attention from other people. These people have obviously never eaten to the point where they look pregnant. You may think that your baby entitles you to drive slowly, but we all know that it’s much more important to be cautious after a large meal than it is in the vicinity of infants.

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Ay Chingada

Exploring is not a job which should be taken lightly. Sure there isn’t any parental supervision and it looks like fun, but it is best left up to professionals with whips and fedoras. You may be bilingual and have a talking animal companion, but if your stubby legs can’t outrun a boulder trap, what hope do you have of survival?

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Ay Chingada

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BiCurious George

$ 19.95

Motivational Streaker

Streakers are usually looked at as a much welcomed distraction by sports fans because they provide the thrill of seeing a frail, naked man get tackled by a line backer with a mean case of 'roid rage. A motivational streaker on the other hand provides this simple pleasure as well as the encouragement we could receive from a simple message such as “you’re special”. This shirt will allow you to show your support of motivational phrases and violence against the naked.

$ 19.95

Plymouth Rock

$ 19.95

Nomadic Casino

$ 19.95

Panda Extinction

$ 19.95

Jesus Take the Wheel

$ 19.95

Mo Honey Mo Problems

$ 19.95

Too Legit to Knit

$ 19.95

Food Baby on Board

$ 19.95

Sarah Palin is a Hockey Mom

Ay Chingada

There's a Boogieman in my Closet

Too Legit to Knit

Plymouth Rock

Superfriends with Benefits